Hello, my name is Kim, I'm really nice, and I'm asking for your help. In the tradition of Save Karyn and Help Ann, I have decided to set up this special site in the hopes that you will support me financially. How poor am I? Well, let's say that I am too poor to live in places like the Hamptons or Beverly Hills.
I would like to get enough money so I can stay in the middle class for the rest of my life. If you guys decide to give me enough money to make me into a millionaire, it would be icing on the cake but that is really not my ultimate goal. (Although I wouldn't turn down millions of dollars either, don't get me wrong!) Right now I just want to remain in the middle class so I will never have to worry about things like a major job loss or a huge medical expense that would force me into bankruptcy and homelessness.
So if you have any money to spare, please send it my way! Even if it is just a dollar, it would help me out greatly.