NOTE: All of the movies listed on this page require QuickTime 4.0 or later to view. You can download a free copy (in both Mac and PC versions) from Apple's site.
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UWA#25--"Robert": A totally unauthorized parody of the Dilbert comic strip. (File Creation Date: September 30, 1998; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 340 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#24--"A Special Public Service Announcement": A parody of the anti-drug ads that frequently air on American television. (File Creation Date: September 21, 1998; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 108 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#23--"Paranoia": Three ultra-paranoid critters decide to start an underground militia movement after they think they see a United Nations black helicopter flying in the air. (File Creation Date: June 18, 1998; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 168 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#22--"A Wet Dream": The Unicorn With An Attitude meets a mermaid and swims around in her undersea homeland. Unfortunately this idyllic scene is just a dream and the Unicorn gets a very rude awakening. (File Creation Date: May 21, 1998; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 292 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#21--"The Wonderful World of Children's Television": The Unicorn is stuck babysitting a little kid who's only allowed to watch two awful children's television shows: the super-saccharine "Buddy the Purple Dragon" and the extremely boring "TV Tummies." (File Creation Date: April 20, 1998; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 360 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#20--"The Easter Merchandise Parade": If the tacky Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa Unicorn stuff (as profiled in The Big Sell-Out) wasn't enough, here are some of the tacky Easter-themed Unicorn With An Attitude stuff that you can buy--despite the fact that you can easily make do without this stuff. (File Creation Date: March 19, 1998; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 344 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#19--"A Presidential Question": The Unicorn is taking a social studies test and gets stumped on the question that asks to name at least two duties of the President. Drawing upon earlier memories, the Unicorn answers that question in an unique way. (File Creation Date: February 23, 1998; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 260 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#18--"Voyeur Eyes Only": A totally unauthorized parody of the much-publicized but now-defunct JenniCAM site. (File Creation Date: December 1, 1997; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 572 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#17--"The Big Sell-Out": Here are some tacky Unicorn With An Attitude decorations--made in the finest Third World sweatshops--that you can buy to enhance your Christmas, Hanukkah, and/or Kwanzaa holiday experience. (File Creation Date: November 9, 1997; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 232 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#16--"A Psychiatric Evaluation": The Unicorn is sent to a psychiatrist in order to find out why the Unicorn has such an attitude. The doctor has his work cut out for him! (File Creation Date: September 15, 1997; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 244 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#15--"The Funeral": The Unicorn With An Attitude is pressured into attending the funeral of a hated acquaintance who had a notorious reputation for drinking and philandering. Wait until you learn about the true feelings of the deceased's so-called "friends and loved ones." (File Creation Date: August 26, 1997; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 608 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#14--"The Break-In": The Unicorn catches a theiving weasal as he breaks into the family home. (File Creation Date: July 23, 1997; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 212 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#13--"The Great World Wide Web Swindle": The Unicorn decides to declare itself as "bi" as a way of increasing hits on its own web site. This movie was made in response to the controversy surrounding the Ellen show on television and whether both actress Ellen DeGeneres would declare herself as gay in both her sitcom and her real life. (She said "yes" in both.) (File Creation Date: April 27, 1997; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 168 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#12--"The Fine Art of Upgrading": The Unicorn upgrades a computer to the Doors 96 operating system only to encounter all sorts of hardward and software incompatabilities. In case you haven't guessed, it's a Microsoft parody! (File Creation Date: September 4, 1996; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 144 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#11--"Politics Suck": The Unicorn is painting a picture in the park only to have a donkey and an elephant annoy the Unicorn with their argument over which party is better: the Demicans or the Republocrats. (File Creation Date: July 7, 1996; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 176 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#10--"Five Hundred Channels and There's Still Nothing On!": The Unicorn goes channel surfing only to discover that most of the shows are virtually clones of one another. The title of the movie is a play on the Bruce Springsteen song "Fifty-Nine Channels (And There's Nothing On)." This movie was made back at a time when most of the media were hyping a possible future of each television set having 500 channels. (Of course with the rise of the Internet, the issue of having 500 television channels is now pretty much moot.) (File Creation Date: May 1, 1996; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 308 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#9--"A Twisted Nursery Rhyme": The Unicorn gets a copy of the Multimedia Toolkit software for Doors '96 (which is personally recommended by Willie Doors himself) and uses it to create a multimedia project. The result is a multimedia version of the children's nursery rhyme "Humpty Dumpty" but the main character bears a strong resemblance to Ross Perot, founder of both EDS and the Reform Party, who ran for president in the 1992 and 1996 elections. (File Creation Date: April 12, 1996; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 244 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#8--"The Spoiled Brat": The Unicorn is reading in the park only to be disturbed by a bratty white-haired elephant named Newtie who is demanding that the Unicorn play ball with him. When the Unicorn doesn't respond right away, Newtie throws a massive tantrum by yelling "YOU'RE SNUBBING ME!" This clip was originally created during the government shutdown that lasted from December, 1995-January, 1996. Many government employees were laid off (although they later received payment for the time that they didn't work) and this shutdown culminated in then-Speaker of the House Newt Gringrich complaining about how President Bill Clinton snubbed him because Clinton didn't want to discuss the budget while they were both attending the funeral of the recently slain Israeli leader Yitzak Rabin. (File Creation Date: April 2, 1996; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 396 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#7--"Santa's Surprise": Santa Claus visits the Unicorn with a special Christmas surprise as a reward for not following the televised murder trial of football hero T.J. Simmons. It's a sequel of sorts to "Channel Surfing," "The Art Class," and "Withdrawal." (File Creation Date: December 6, 1995; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 184 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#6--"Withdrawal": The Unicorn's mother suffers from severe withdrawal as the televised trial of T.J. Simmons (the football star who was accused of murdering his entire family) ends. It's a sequel of sorts to both "Channel Surfing" and "The Art Class." (File Creation Date: October 16, 1995; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 164 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#5--"The Art Class": The Unicorn's is having a bad day. First, the Unicorn wakes up to yet another joke being told on a morning radio show about the murder trial of T.J. Simmons, the football star who is accused of murdering his entire family. (Which was previously mentioned in "Channel Surfing.") Later on in school, the Unicorn's artwork is savagely criticized by the art teacher on the grounds that it is too "unoriginal" and the teacher tries to get the Unicorn to paint in the abstract art style that the teacher favors. (File Creation Date: October 1, 1995; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 224 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#4--"The Art of Silence": The movie begins of a montage of past memories of the Unicorn's early life. The Unicorn's mother makes a comment that reopens old wounds in the Unicorn, prompting the creature to paint a dark portrait. (File Creation Date: September 1, 1995; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 216 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#3--"Speaking Right": The Unicorn With An Attitude confronts a very racist rat who is so racist that he even wears his whiskers like a Hitler mustache. (File Creation Date: August 4, 1995; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 144 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#2--"The Teddy Bear": The Unicorn's mother gives the Unicorn a very expensive teddy bear as a present while making the Unicorn feel guilty for receiving such a present at the same time. (File Creation Date: June 30, 1995; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 148 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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UWA#1--"Channel Surfing": A Unicorn goes channel surfing only to discover that most of the channels are discussing the trial of a football player named T.J. Simmons who is accused of murdering his entire family. Yes it does bear a resemblance to another infamous murder trial involving a major celebrity that was happening at the same time. (File Creation Date: June 18, 1995; Screen Size: 320 x 240; File Size: 104 KB) View online now or download to hard disk first. |
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