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September 22, 2004

TWISTED UNICORN NOTE: I got a bizarre e-mail regarding a previous induction into the Website Hall of Infamy from July. The original website went off-line just days after I inducted it but the person behind that site definitely brings out the weirdos.

From: Necromancy Necromancer <ncrmncr7@msn.com>

Subject: Ms. Ashline

Hi, Um, I'm Ethan, an ex-bf of Farrah's. I googled her name today, thinking I might find out how the teaching job went, and was stunned, but not surprised, by the results.

We went out back in the last century, but I can assure you that she was already either 1. a grifter/hooker or 2. bugfuckapeshit when I met her. In the three months I knew her I suffered quite a bit of her special attention. I remember Okie though -- good dog, I taught the silly thing to heel.

Anyway, what do you know about her now? Do you have those topless photos? (Hey, the only nice things I can say about her are that she's good to animals and has a great rack) Do people get together for drinks who knew her? Did Levey see her in a "professional" capacity?

Anyway, I'm deeply curious.

Ethan H.

Twisted Unicorn Responds: The answer to all those questions is "No." I've only communicated with Farrah Ashline once by e-mail long before the troubles surrounding her came to a head. I've never met her in person nor do I have any kind of photos.

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