NOTE: All of these sounds are in the .wav format and they require require either QuickTime or other software capable of playing .wav files. You can download a free copy of QuickTime (in both Mac and PC versions) from Apple's site.
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Hear Ashlee Simpson sing during the half-time show at the 2005 Orange Bowl! Hear thousands of football fans respond to Ashlee Simpson's singing! (File Size: 928 KB) |
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Howard Dean was declared the early front-runner by the news media in the 2004 Democratic primaries until the Iowa caucuses, when he ended up in third place. After the caucus results were announced, Dean made this rousing speech to his supporters that roused him so much that he began to scream like a madman, which shocked some of his own supporters, thrilled others, and was aired multiple times on various media outlets all over the world. After that speech, Dean made a quick fall from front-runner to losing so many primaries that he finally quit his campaign in February, 2004. (File Size: 284 KB) |
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One day 1980's heavy metal guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen was sitting in a first-class seat on a flight to Tokyo when a woman poured water on him. Hear him go ballistic as he screams "YOU'VE RELEASED THE FUCKING FURY!!!" several times and bitches in both English and his native Swedish about what happened. (File Size: 2.5 MB) |
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Who is to blame for the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon? According to Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson, it's people like gays, lesbians, pagans, the ACLU, feminists, People for the American Way, abortion rights supporters, and other secularists who should be held responsible for the attacks. You won't hear the names of Osama bin Ladin or Al Qaeda in this clip. (File Size: 2.3 MB) |
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Hear what this 1970's British politician had to say about punk rock in general and the Sex Pistols in particular. (File Size: 224 KB) |
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Britney Spears, the onetime Mouseketeer-turned-teen-pop-idol, swears up a storm backstage at the 2001 Rock in Rio Festival in Brazil. (File Size: 1.3 MB) |
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Jenni of the once-notorious and now-defunct JenniCAM site (click here, here, here, here, and here for screenshots and click here and scroll down to the headline "August, 2001 Winner: All Webcam Sites" to read about that site) is widely rumored to be the female screaming her head off in this clip. Is she having a wild orgasm or is she being tortured? Listen to this clip and decide for yourself. (File Size: 916 KB) |
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Donald Duck (or someone who sounds like him) is having an orgasm in this clip that was first aired on a radio show then made its way to Napster. (File Size: 1 MB) |
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By all accounts, Linda McCartney was a talented photographer, loving wife, devoted mother, and a staunch vegetarian. How was she as a back-up singer to her husband Paul in his post-Beatles career? Here is a short excerpt of the late Mrs. McCartney singing back-up on Hey Jude during a live concert. (File Size: 696 KB) |
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Put yourself in the shoes of John Lydon (also known as Johnny Rotten). You are the founding member of both the Sex Pistols and Public Image Limited (PIL) and you recorded your latest solo album. You worked very hard on that album. Your record label releases it but then decides not to promote it at all. What would you do? In John's case, he took time during a 1997 concert to rant about this incident and to hurl insults at both Virgin Records and his fellow label-mate Mick Jagger. (File Size: 580 KB) |
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During the time that he served as Speaker of the House (1995-1999), Newt Gingrich explained how he would personally deal with drug dealers. (File Size: 468 KB) |
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Here is a blast from the past. President Richard Nixon responds to accusations regarding his possible role in the notorious Watergate scandal by exclaiming that "I am not a crook!" Soon after making that public remark, Nixon would resign as president. (File Size: 320 KB) |
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Hear former Vice President Dan Quayle (he served under the first President George Bush) give a convoluted civics lesson on the U.S. government. (File Size: 612 KB) |
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Here is the notorious sound bite of President Ronald Reagan saying that he has outlawed Russia forever and "we begin bombing in five minutes." (File Size: 192 KB) |
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Here is an actual message that a hostile woman left on her ex-boyfriend's voice mail. Throughout February, 2001, this woman left 53 such messages on her ex-boyfriend's voice mail. In this particular .wav file, the woman says, "I hope you fucking save every fucking voice mail that you ever got from me..." To paraphrase an old saying, this woman should've been careful of what she wished for because her ex-boyfriend has not only saved all 53 of her messages but he has converted them to MP3 files and posted them on his Psycho Ex-Girlfriend.com site, where they have since become an Internet sensation. (File Size: 552 KB) |
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Dave Price became an unexpected celebrity back in 1996 when his unique reading of the school lunch menu for a North Carolina school district (that was recorded as part of a 24-hour hotline) gained a cult following all around the world. He gave interviews on various national shows (such as Good Morning America), where he gained fame as The Lunch Menu Man. But then his 15 minutes of fame ran out when he left his job and he hasn't been heard from since. This lone sound clip is the only surviving artifact of The Lunch Menu Man's brief moment of fame. (File Size: 216 KB) |
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