Why join the UniCam? Because you would help me in a little experiment that I am currently conducting. Basically I would like to know first-hand what it's like to make gobs of money by doing little more than sitting on my ass all day while a web cam takes a new picture of me constantly. It would be neat if the word about the UniCam spreads all around the World Wide Web to the extent that the mainstream media would begin to give me undeserved publicity for what I'm doing. Think about it. I could be famous simply because I have a web cam recording my everyday life doing things like blowing my nose into a tissue, reading e-mail, rubbing my eyes, yawning, drinking a can of soda, reading a good book, playing a video game, and watching television.
"What's in it for me?," you might ask. Well you won't be entitled to anything special. Paid members will see the same things on this web site as cheapskates who visit this site for free. Paid members will get the privilege of knowing that they are being ripped off by a slacker who is looking for a free financial hand-out without having to get a job or go on welfare.
How much does this membership cost? It's up to you how much you want to pay. Here are some pricing guidelines (all of which are in U.S. dollars):
- $3 will buy me a rental of the latest movie from Hollywood Video.
- $5 dollars will pay for lunch at the Chesapeake Bagel Bakery.
- $10 dollars will help pay me pay for a movie ticket and some popcorn and sodas.
- $20 will help me buy two movie tickets and more popcorn and sodas.
- $25 will help me pay for the latest bestseller hard-cover book at Border's.
- $50 will pay for a dinner for two at the Café de Paris restaurant in Columbia, Maryland.
- $99 will pay for this site's hosting on Fatcow for one year.
- $100 will pay for another dinner for two at the Spanish tapas place Jaleo in downtown Washington, DC.
- $1,000 will pay for a week's stay in Ocean City, Maryland.
- $5,000 will pay for a week's vacation for two at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida.
- $10,000 will pay for a month's visit to Europe.
- $150,000 will help purchase a large home for myself.
- $500,000 will help purchase an even bigger home for myself.
- $1 million will help me achieve the ultimate dream—to become a millionaire without having to go on a game show or become a CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
- $1 trillion will make me richer than Bill Gates.
The webmistress of this site, Kimberly Keyes Stark, will personally handle all payments. Right now here is your chance to lose money and get ripped off by paying for nothing. (In other words: zero, zip, nada.) You can easily join the UniCam right now for any amount of money you wish by using your credit card. All you have to do is just click on the link below, spend whatever amount you wish to spend, then see this site totally rip you off by taking your money while your receive nothing in return from this site and you're stuck paying more on your latest credit card bill:
